04/17/2009 - I Have Strange Associations

A few notes for accuracy's sake:

1) The first mix tape I ever received from a HS Sweetheart was actually Denis Leary's "No Cure For Cancer" on Side 1 and a handpicked selection of Aerosmith's Greatest Hits on Side 2. The Def Leppard and Alice Cooper did follow very shortly thereafter, so I didn't fudge things all that much.

2) I lived in Missouri for four years. Of all the things I saw and did there, I miss the BBQ and the fried catfish the most.

3) Evan, if you're reading this, you too, are a sexy vegetarian. I just have limited space here and I couldn't fit "two hot vegetarians and my equally attractive but platonic vegetarian lady friend Evan" into the panel. Sorry!

4) Well, it's true.

04/12/2009 - I Wish I Had A Pet Monkey

In case you were wondering, I would name him either Ampersand (in honor of the fantastic Y: The Last Man), Jorge, Ed or Sir Monkington Von Monkeypants the III. And if it was a girl monkey, her name would be either Janis, Wobblytoes, Susan or Miss Monkietta Von Monkeypants the III.

I also came across this video while searching for amusing monkey videos and I now share it with you. WARNING: Toxic levels of cuteness may cause diabetes in the cynical and unprepared.

04/03/2009 - I Think We Need A New Holiday

Speaking of my Real Life (and we were, weren't we?), I just got published in MungBeing again. Please check out my work amidst many other talented folks' in this month's issue. The Theme is "Love", which as astute watchers of Futurama know, differs from the emotion known as "wuv".

Also, speaking of love, a side note on today's comic - I'm not actually an asshole and nor do I wish any of my exes ill (well, 99% of my exes). The real messy relationship stories of my life would take more than a panel and not be nearly as "funny", so I've cliff-noted them in today's comic. But hey, if anybody's got requests, I can get all "Blankets" on your butts (only poorly illustrated and one paged).

And I'm sorry! Now you go say you're sorry to someone else. My made-up holiday will become real, damn it.

04/03/2009 - I Am Often Neurotic and Strange (Probably Part 1 of ???)

Seriously, though, my apologies for the delay. I'll try to start updating on regular schedule, for you, my loyal readers (yes, all three of you).